tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32294009035018748782024-03-12T20:02:05.496-07:00Walter Clozt, my old and dusty attorney ...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229400903501874878.post-74303686251383732312008-06-01T06:09:00.000-07:002008-06-06T07:19:05.975-07:00Tribute to my lethally deceased attorney ...<div width="100%" align="justify">I have a bad news !<br /><br />Few days ago, my so old, grumpy and dusty attorney, Walter Clozt, passed away ...<br />He failed to prove to the world that it was impossible to suffocate with a pretzel (Congratulations GW Bush ! Your « domino effect » successfully and irremediably « changed the life » of my attorney.)<br />I've therefore been forced to replace him with a new, young and beautiful female attorney. Unfortunately, she told me she does not prefer men (that's the bad news).<br /><br /><br />Unless a miracle happens, Walter will be buried tomorrow afternoon in the animal cemetery of Leetlehöl (his natal village), Democratic Kingdom of Obezland (his natal motherland), southern Europe (his natal continent).<br /><br />Just after the ceremony, a ball and a dinner will be organized in his honour with all his friends and relatives.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">“ Show must go on ! ”</span>, he would have said.<br /><br />Rest in peace Walter !<br />And don't listen to your other clients, I'm sure you will miss to someone ...<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0