I have a bad news !
Few days ago, my so old, grumpy and dusty attorney, Walter Clozt, passed away ...
He failed to prove to the world that it was impossible to suffocate with a pretzel (Congratulations GW Bush ! Your « domino effect » successfully and irremediably « changed the life » of my attorney.)
I've therefore been forced to replace him with a new, young and beautiful female attorney. Unfortunately, she told me she does not prefer men (that's the bad news).
Unless a miracle happens, Walter will be buried tomorrow afternoon in the animal cemetery of Leetlehöl (his natal village), Democratic Kingdom of Obezland (his natal motherland), southern Europe (his natal continent).
Just after the ceremony, a ball and a dinner will be organized in his honour with all his friends and relatives.
“ Show must go on ! ”, he would have said.
Rest in peace Walter !
And don't listen to your other clients, I'm sure you will miss to someone ...
Few days ago, my so old, grumpy and dusty attorney, Walter Clozt, passed away ...
He failed to prove to the world that it was impossible to suffocate with a pretzel (Congratulations GW Bush ! Your « domino effect » successfully and irremediably « changed the life » of my attorney.)
I've therefore been forced to replace him with a new, young and beautiful female attorney. Unfortunately, she told me she does not prefer men (that's the bad news).
Unless a miracle happens, Walter will be buried tomorrow afternoon in the animal cemetery of Leetlehöl (his natal village), Democratic Kingdom of Obezland (his natal motherland), southern Europe (his natal continent).
Just after the ceremony, a ball and a dinner will be organized in his honour with all his friends and relatives.
“ Show must go on ! ”, he would have said.
Rest in peace Walter !
And don't listen to your other clients, I'm sure you will miss to someone ...